Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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