we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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