im gay
i know
yea but for you.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
She even gives head with a lisp.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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