Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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