There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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