so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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