btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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