She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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