if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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