We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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