walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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