Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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