Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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