butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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