never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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