can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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