i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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