Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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