I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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