Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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