super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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