Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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