Dual....:-)
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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