laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
He better not be in your backpack
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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