is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Be still, my beating vagina.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
