Your tits are I can't wait for
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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