I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
