You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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