Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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