Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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