I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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