You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
