if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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