My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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