with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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