...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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