i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
it hurts more in the daytime
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Will exercising make me less horny?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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