Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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