Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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