i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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