He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
did i just pee glitter
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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