Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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