SEEEEXXX PLEASE
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
You don't make any sense
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