What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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