Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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