this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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