I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
