Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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