So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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