Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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