Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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