I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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