SEEEEXXX PLEASE
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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