don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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