yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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