I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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