Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
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