Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
